Every shitty website is posting crap on this crap, so why should my shitty website be any different?

I'll start with this:
"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!" , from some bollocks hyped up US Air-Scare movie. 

Why don't they just cut to the chase and make the movie that all good god fearing Americans want to see. Samuel "L" Jackson, on a plane full of evil foreign folk, saving the day by quoting from the Bible and popping some caps in some asses.